The Cowboys have already won the 2014 NFL season. Do they have a 34 year-old quarterback coming off of back surgery and a defense that resembles Roger Dorn at the hot corner? Sure. But that didn’t stop Jerry Jones from hijacking the season before it even started. While everyone else is pouring ice buckets on each other and raising money for a great cause, Jerry is canoodling with 20 somethings behind his wife’s back and inviting 90s legends to training camp. Your move, Mr. Mara. Just realize you will need some combination of Kelly Kapowski, Rod Belding, Chris Calloway, and Ron Dayne to even touch the hot fire that Jerruh is throwing out at Oxnard.
By the way, what a power move by Dennis Haskins going with the @MrBelding Twitter handle. I bet his family and friends just call him Belding and he stopped fighting it after the 204,274th failed audition. All Belding, all the time. As it should be.
PS- There is a 0.0% chance that T.O. knows who Mr. Belding is. Owens probably thought that he was posing for a picture with Chris Berman so he could get into the good graces of ESPN and get a cushy analyst job. Sorry Terrell, not gonna happen. Being a legit asshole for your entire career gets you two things:
1. The cold shoulder from real media outlets
2. Bad reality TV shows
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