Toyota Releases Swagger Wagon Commercial. Hip Hop Officially Declared Dead Shortly Thereafter

August 5, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQ2sHyA9SI Peyton Manning killed the cool white person movement last week.  Now Toyota has killed hip hop altogether.  White people just can’t have nice things for this reason.  God dammit. Regardless, #MotherFathers will be trending by the time this blog goes up. PS- Busta Ryhymes is not without blame for this monstrosity.  Then again, he […]

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Introducing Angelo Ardito: The OG Of Adult Video Clerks

August 1, 2014

NBC Oregon- Neighbors are angry over the way a Southeast Portland adult video store is advertising its business, believing it is way too visible to children.  “It’s a store that is basically advertising obscene and explicit content and it’s (inside a building that is) labeled a family book store,” said Matt McComas, who lives in the […]

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A Mets Fan’s Open Letter To Troy Tulowitzki

July 31, 2014

    Editor’s note: Got another guest blogger, Clem. Check him out on twitter @TheClemReport and his blog TheClemReport.com –@BrendanClancy   Dear Troy, Hi, my name is Clem and I am a diehard Mets fan.  I am writing to you because I would really love it if you requested a trade out of Colorado.  If the owner and […]

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Oakland guy shoots another guy in the dick at TJ Maxx after stealing his phone

July 31, 2014

KRON 4 – An Oakland resident has been arrested in connection with a shooting at a T.J.Maxx store in San Francisco that occurred in June, San Francisco police said Monday. At approximately 9:20 p.m. on June 25th, police responded to the T.J.Maxx store on the 800 block of Harrison Street and found a victim suffering from a […]

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Marvel’s new Wolverine is a dude-chick from the Phillipines named James Howlett

July 31, 2014

Editor’s note: I’m not entirely sure this is real. Like I think your boy @SaintBrendan might have got JMac’d on this one. Is the SF Weekly a real thing? Are we sure this isn’t an Onion article? Did some research (one google search) and Wolverine is indeed going to die in the September comic though. –@BrendanClancy […]

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The ABC’s of Mailtime

July 30, 2014

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Jeff Goldblum comes out of left field to marry chick 30 years younger than him

July 28, 2014

Jul 8 he proposed @ our fave #okstore. I was taken over by tears of joy n ecstasy! We picked the ring 2gether #inlove pic.twitter.com/UGNuiBysz1 — Emilie Livingston (@emchka) July 13, 2014 Celebrating our engagement! #haleakala #sunrise #jeffgoldblum #emilielivingston #soulmates #initforlife #love pic.twitter.com/tqXCd2OYIv — Emilie Livingston (@emchka) July 13, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWeMvrNiOM Marriage will find a […]

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Kim/Kanye causing French black dudes to go after Arab chicks

July 28, 2014

Vice – Paris is burning, and it’s all Kim Kardashian’s fault. OK, that’s an overstatement, but the city’s suburbs have been torn apart lately because of Arab French girls who happen to date black guys and the Arab French bigots who slut-shame them for doing so.  The best part of this story, by far, is […]

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Would you rather have $4.3 million dollars tomorrow or be Johnny Football next year?

July 25, 2014

  Another guest post via your boy @SaintBrendan     Training camps are beginning all over the country this week, with players like Josh Gordon and Justin Blackmon already flaming out of next season and the league before a snap even happens. Some, such as 49ers NaVorro Bowman are placed on the PUP list from […]

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You’re The Worst might be an alright show

July 25, 2014

What follows are the only memorable parts of the 1st episode. But still.

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