Val Kilmer selling middle school grade artwork as well as his own hats/t-shirts

September 8, 2014

Val Kilmer, haven’t heard from ya lately but man are you coming back hot. Just going full weirdo on us and I love it. Doing artwork that wouldn’t even pass a middle school course and selling it for 4 figures? Unheralded. I have a BA in Fine Arts and I can say with all certainty […]

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How Mad Am I That I Cannot Pull Off Colin Kaepernick’s Haircut? Infinity Plus Infinity

September 8, 2014

I have never been so upset about my awkward Italian and Irish roots in my life.  In my mind that squiggly line is the signature of some super fashionable hair dresser in San Francisco that used to cut up perfect Uncle Jesse’s hair.  Have mercy, Colin! Follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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The Week 1 NFL Picks Are In!

September 7, 2014

  Play this song in the background as you read the blog for full effect. For those of you that are audibly deficient and chose not to listen to my Football Friday Pow Wow Podcast, here are the first batch of picks that will add a bunch of money/happiness to your life*. *Money or happiness […]

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This week in California

September 6, 2014

Seeing as though this is a vast country and most of the KFC Radio/Barstool world revolves around lands east of Iowa, I figured it’d be in the best interest of our West Coast Stoolies, premeteam members and that lady that vacuums while listening to KFC radio that we catch up on some of the stories […]

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Doug Marrone Goes Ballistic On Bills Front Office, Calls Himself “Saint Doug”. In Related News, Doug Marrone Is My New Favorite NFL Coach

September 5, 2014

CBS Sports- Tension between Bills coach Doug Marrone and the team’s front office spilled over recently in a loud verbal altercation on the practice field between the head coach and several team officials, according to numerous sources with knowledge of the situation, punctuating what had been a tumultuous preseason for the franchise as it awaits word […]

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Rust Cohle Is Back! But This Time In A Lincoln MKC Commercial. Wait, What?

September 5, 2014

Remember how people used to always say Matthew McConaughey wasn’t a great actor because he basically just played himself in his movies? Well it looks like Matty boy is typecasting himself yet again. Don’t get me wrong, I loved True Detective and the countless Reddit theories that it created. If Peter Dinklage dressed up as […]

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Introducing, Mariachi Barbie….(cue the angry Jezebel article)

September 5, 2014

NBC Bay Area –  Meet Mariachi Barbie. She’s Mattel’s newest doll representing Mexico in their Dolls of the World collection.  “I think it’s nice to represent different cultures and have diversity and that’s the right age to teach diversity, so I like it,” said Bita Van Gilder, a parent. That is the reaction Mattel is […]

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Ichiro learned Spanish to shit talk Latin players

September 4, 2014

NESN – The New York Yankees outfielder not only is one of baseball’s most unique players, with his blazing speed, unorthodox hitting approach and unmatched work ethic, but he boasts another skill that’s arguably the most entertaining one in his arsenal — he speaks Spanish. According to Brad Lefton of the Wall Street Journal, Ichiro picked […]

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The Guide You Never Knew That You Needed: If NFL Teams Were Porn Stars

September 4, 2014

As seen in the KFC Radio 2014 NFL Previews, I compared each NFL team to a porn star.  Since I am a man of the people, I have consolidated all of the NFL team/porn star comparisons in one handy blog post.  Yahoo for the NFL!  Yahoo for porn stars! AFC East Buffalo Bills: Christy Canyon.  King of […]

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San Diego Rapper “Mitchy Slick” arrested/being charged with: kidnapping, human trafficking, pimping, pandering, porn charges, exhibiting a firearm, being a street gang member and making terrorist threats

September 4, 2014

NBC Bay Area – San Diego rap artist known as “Mitchy Slick,” and who was suspected of kidnapping a Southern California woman and holding her in a San Anselmo home has turned himself in after a judge issued a $1.5 million warrant for his arrest. A spokeswoman for the Marin County Jail on Thursday said that […]

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