Who’s worse: Joe West or Joey Crawford?

September 15, 2014

Over the weekend, verified blue check mark douchebag Jonathan Papelbon adjusted his sack after blowing a save against the Marlins. This should come at no surprise to baseball fans that A) Paps is over the top 2) That Philly fans celebrate booing their own players and D) There would be some blow back. But legend […]

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Game of Leagues: Sports Leagues And The Game Of Thrones Families They Represent

September 15, 2014

After a week of great news and uplifting stories, I figured the only place scarier than the sports world is the world in George R.R. Martin’s twisted mind.  So here is my list of sports leagues and the Houses of Westeros that they represent. ***Spoilers ahead if you are not caught up on Game of […]

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Hey Sherman, bruh, you lost

September 15, 2014

Lmao Exposed? …. Complete 3 passes 0 touchdowns 0 explosive passes…. These guys make me laugh — Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) September 15, 2014 P.S. Obligatory

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This week in California

September 14, 2014

After another week of 85 degree weather, most Californians have settled into see the first 49ers game at Levi’s Stadium where they will probably kick the snot out of the Bears. If and when that doesn’t go we’ll be going to the beach, where I’ll battle scrawny guys with beards, sleeve tattoos an glasses for […]

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Good News: Frozen Is Getting Its Own Disney Ride. Bad News: The Ride Will Be In Shitty Epcot

September 13, 2014

Inside The Magic-  After much rumor and speculation, today Walt Disney World has announced and confirmed that a new “Frozen” ride is officially coming. “I’m pleased to say that we’re starting construction at Walt Disney World Resort on a brand new ‘Frozen’ attraction at the Norway Pavilion in Epcot,” wrote Tom Staggs on the Disney Parks […]

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The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Round 2

September 12, 2014

Well it has been a while since Round 1, but the we have finally made it to Round 2 of the Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament.  So read the rules and vote on the matchups below.  I have included the CBS March Madness song for inspiration as you make your picks. Rules: Seeding and opening […]

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Does this look like a guy who is accused of sexual assault and has been an unlicensed masseuse for 30 years?

September 12, 2014

NBC Bay Area – An unregulated masseuse operating out of his East Palo Alto home was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of sexual battery, police said. Bernardino Rosas Valle, 66, had been operating a massage business out of his home in the 2200 block of Brentwood Court, police said. He claimed his massages could treat anything from minor […]

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Kevin Bacon: Actor, Musician, Sex Symbol & Dog Guy

September 11, 2014

First and foremost, I am not really sure this trend is going to catch on but I’ll be damned if Kevin Bacon didn’t go all out for trying to get this donate to pitbull rescue cause. I mean, who doesn’t love Kevin Bacon? Hell, the dog even realizes it’s Kevin Bacon. Guy’s been in everything, […]

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The Stride Sour Patch Kids Redberry Gum Review

September 11, 2014

Wow.  This gum actually tastes identical to the red Sour Patch Kid.  Whatever nerdy flavor scientist concocted such a tasty treat should be getting a call from Willy Wonka any day now.  That being said, the gum gets an 8.9 because you do get sick of the flavor pretty quickly.  Before I became a coffee addict drinker, […]

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Florida woman steals clothes from Wal-Mart but has no getaway car so she stole a motorized scooter

September 11, 2014

Detroit – A Fruitport Township woman accused of stealing from a local Wal-Mart store went the distance, literally, police said, when she drove off on the store’s motorized wheelchair carrying other allegedly stolen items. Shirley Mason, 46, is accused of stealing a motorized wheelchair shopping cart from a local Wal-Mart store and riding it nearly two miles […]

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