The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Final Four

September 19, 2014

We move into Round 3 of the mascot death match tournament.  I have included the CBS March Madness song as inspiration in case you want to listen to something as you make your picks.  It is just like picking your college hoops bracket, except Dick Vitale isn’t on TV yelling at you.  Onto the matchups! Rules: […]

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Duke Using An 8-Bit Scoreboard On Throwback Day Would Be Cool If It Wasn’t Duke

September 19, 2014

SI.com– The Duke Blue Devils will host the Tulane Green Wave Saturday for a “throwback football game” and the school is committing to the concept by using an 8-bit video board instead of the now common high-def Jumbotron. Classic nerd move right here.  Take something that us common folk enjoy (old school video games) and pimp it out so we […]

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PSA: You Are A Moron If You Thought That Wave For iOS8 Was Real

September 19, 2014

So this “ad” has been making its rounds on the internet the last few days and it has been reported that many people actually threw their phone in the microwave like a bunch of lemmings.  Please do not feel bad for these people.  This ad should act as an unofficial IQ test.  If you don’t […]

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CNN Is Having Themselves A Night Tonight

September 19, 2014

First there was this gem: Then this happened: If CNN doesn’t watch out, soon they will have less credibility than Fox News. (I just wrote that to give my conservative friends a mini stroke. All news sites and politicians are crooked as hell). For more nonsense like this, follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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Arnold airbrushed Maria Shriver out of his California Governor’s portrait

September 18, 2014

NBC Bay Area – There could be much more to the Governator’s official portrait than meets the eye, according to multiple reports. An obvious blotch on former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s recently unveiled portrait might be the result of a hurried cover-up job to scrub his ex-wife Maria Shriver out of the picture, the San Francisco Chronicle reports. Sources […]

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Boise teen lights buddy’s armpit hair on fire, promptly causes car crash

September 18, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFZG8KQJni8?t=24s BOISE, Idaho (AP) — A SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver’s armpit hair on fire with a lighter, authorities said Wednesday. All 5 young people in the Ford Bronco were hurt in the crash Sunday and received medical treatment, the Ada County Sheriff’s Office said. Two […]

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I Want. No I Need. No I Neeeeed A Janimal.

September 18, 2014

Well I just saw this commercial and my entire world has turned upside down.  A stuffed animal that turns into pajamas.   So you are telling me that I can snuggle with my best friend and then wear that best friend to bed?  Two words:  GAME CHANGER. One thing I will say is that having the age […]

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Can we get a ruling on the field with Michelle Wie’s cover on Golf Digest?

September 18, 2014

Just a dagger blow to all the short white chick golfers on the LPGA who were trying to fill that void of being the hot chick on the tour since….well since forever. Wie’s always been somewhat of a “prodigy” but between the temper tantrums, the overbearing father and the fact that she never really won, […]

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I Guess No iOS8 For This Guy Tonight :-(

September 18, 2014

Looks like iTunes is just casually telling me to piss off and get iOS8 another time.  At least they kept the time remaining in hours instead of days.   Seeing 2+ days remaining would have just crushed my soul and shamed me into buying the iPhone6+.  I already feel like a cheap poor bastard with […]

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Iggy Azalea just reinvented the ginger look

September 17, 2014

Suffice to say, the reaction on Twitter has been electric: @SaintBrendan and I came — BarstoolJJ (@BarstoolJJ) September 17, 2014

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