Chick getting proposed to does something worse than saying no

September 22, 2014

Could we be getting Jmac’d right now? Possibly, but here is my sole reasoning for this being a real authentic reaction: As a man who plays the links with a mid 80’s average handicap (fluctuating between a +12 and +16), I know quite a bit about golf and take pride in my gear. As a […]

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Hockey’s back and Dustin Brown could not look more hateable

September 22, 2014

Be more Eurotrash/Bordering on being lesbian celebrity, Dustin. You can’t. It’s great that we as Americans only have to root for this guy once every four years because he’s the worst. Blonde faux hawk in fall of 2014? Bro, maybe in June but summer’s over. Trying so hard to be cool and edgy, probably letting […]

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FREE WILFORK

September 21, 2014

Never forget:

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Mike Trout Locks Up MVP By Touching Adrian Beltre’s Head Without Incident

September 21, 2014

Mike Trout is so awesome that he can get away with touching Adrian Beltre’s head. pic.twitter.com/RYAb4fFSL8 — Matthew Pouliot (@matthewpouliot) September 21, 2014 Trout’s grin says that was totally the highlight of his year. I’m not quite sure what emotions Beltre is experiencing pic.twitter.com/KityjRCAzD — Matthew Pouliot (@matthewpouliot) September 21, 2014 The best player on […]

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This Week in California

September 20, 2014

Another week in the books, football’s starting and out here we’re still going to the beach and having backyard parties. Kind of a lean week but as I’m writing this blog The Fappening Part 2 is happening, but as opposed to posting the link and getting thrown in Twitter jail, I’m just gonna recap the […]

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LA Lawyer photoshops herself into pictures with famous people to market her firm

September 20, 2014

LOS ANGELES (KABC) — A Los Angeles lawyer is pictured in dozens of photos with celebrities and prominent politicians, including George Clooney, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. It’s an impressive display, but they’re all fake. In response, the State Bar of California is considering suspending her license for “deceptive advertising.” An investigation concluded attorney Svitlana […]

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Clint Dempsey is back rapping again

September 19, 2014

Post by Seattle Sounders FC. Sounders fans be like: Everyone else with ears: Two other thoughts: If you enjoy Clint Dempsey’s rap game, you’re definitely a part of the 12th man, right? Also, Clint Dempsey’s hype man? Lowest position on the Rap Game totem pole. – @SaintBrendan

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Need A Pick Me Up This Week? Mark Jackson Will Call You If You Buy His Wife’s New Single And Tweet Him Your Phone Number

September 19, 2014

I have been weighing the pros and cons of this all day. Pro: I can give Mark Jackson a piece of my mind for the shenanigans he pulled during the old Knicks/Pacers rivalry. Con: My phone number is on Twitter for anyone who wants to see it. Pro: If I buy the single enough time, […]

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Roger Goodell’s Press Conference Summed Up In One Tidy Meme

September 19, 2014

Yeah, it was that bad. TL;DR- Roger Goodell just said “fuck your couch” to every outraged person in the US of A. Follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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Bob Ley calls out Bill Polian for being an NFL lackey

September 19, 2014

Bob’s face off camera: With great beards, come great responsibility and with one word Bob Ley eviscerated Bill Polian. P.S. Bob Ley is like the Night’s Watch of ESPN

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