The Suitsy (AKA The Suit Onesie For Men) Could Make Cubicle Life 1% Less Soul-Crushing

September 26, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhkfWYwLF8Y BetaBrand- Jesse Herzog explains his debut Think Tank concept: Welcome to a revolution in apparel for the modern gentleman. Imagine looking professional but feeling like you’re in pajamas. Consider wearing a suit and a onesie at the same time. Welcome to the Suitsy. The Suitsy is a jacket connected to a shirt connected to […]

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Inside The Mind Of A Hardo. Case #1: The BEER 1 Mercedes Benz

September 26, 2014

I saw this son of a bitch at the bank today and I have been racking my brain to figure out his license plate.  My three lead suspects are: A. Beer is #1.  This is clearly the leader in the clubhouse.  Because who doesn’t like drinking beer and being cool?  You ain’t cool unless you […]

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Donkeys Reunited at Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal

September 26, 2014

WARSAW, POLAND – The two amorous donkeys who were separated because of an outcry over their lovemaking have been reunited at a zoo in Poland. The couple, together for 10 years, got into trouble when mothers expressed outrage that children had to witness their mating. Local conservative official Lydia Dudziak took up their cause and persuaded the […]

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I Think I Am In Love With Internet Sensation “No-Hands Beer Chugging Girl” (She Has Hands, Though)

September 26, 2014

Cute girl + nice body + fun hair that can probably be made up in different/sexy ways + apparent love for hip hop + great drinker + ability to hold breath for a long time = A keeper. Hubba, hubba. If you want to follow someone that has at most one of those qualities, check […]

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Tommy Lasorda Is Looking Goooood These Days!

September 26, 2014

I don’t know who the boob with the Dodgers jersey is, but A+ stuff out of Big Tommy Lasorda.  I have never seen such a clear case of undiagnosed Swamp Ass in my life, right down to the hopeless look in his eyes.   Someone help this living legend out and get some air conditioning […]

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The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament: Finals

September 26, 2014

Well after countless gallons of virtual blood was spilled, we have made it to the finals.  So read the rules and vote on the matchup below.  I have included the CBS March Madness song for inspiration as you make your pick. Rules: Seeding and opening matchups are drawn at random. Each matchup is a fight […]

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The KFCRadio Tribute To Derek Jeter Before His Final Game At Yankee Stadium

September 25, 2014

Number 2, the rooster’s cockadoodledoodledoo is so important to our lives.  Look at that cotton ball snowman.  He just plays the arts and crafts game the right way.  And the glue?  So clutch.  Billy Madison is the true Captain of kindergarten.  #2chool will never be the same without him. For more passive-aggressive digs at the Yankees, follow […]

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New Rochelle Youth Tackle League Proudly Promoting Being The Home Of “Superbowl Champion Ray Rice”

September 25, 2014

“Superbowl Champion Ray Rice”, huh?  I am surprised the NFL hasn’t had all of these ads destroyed.  Not because it builds up their current Enemy Number 1 or because Rice is flexing his infamous muscles.  It’s because the NFL is notorious for not allowing anyone to profit off of the words “Super Bowl” unless you pay […]

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Oakland Putting Up Street Signs To Ward Off People Fucking in Cars

September 25, 2014

OAKLAND (KRON) — “Why are there only 3 socks under the car?,” asks Arturo Montijo. The “NO HOOKING ANYTIME” sign shows drawings of two people inside the back of a van in a compromising position and what appear to be three condoms strewn on the floor. A message in the sign reads, “This is a […]

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Emergency Food Review: Oreo Mega Stuf

September 24, 2014

When the F did Oreo release Mega Stuf?  Being a veteran of the junk food game, I know once companies start selling food in small packages, that means they have been out for a little while.  How did I miss one of the biggest moments of the 21st century?  Shamful.  That was the reason for […]

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