Two Lovers in San Francisco Found Fornicating in a Dumpster

September 30, 2014

(Apparently this is in fact the dumpster in question) SFWeekly – At about 6:57 a.m. on Monday, two adults were found on the 200 block of 14th Avenue stripped down naked in a city dumpster having “intimate relations” amid a heap of trash.  Afterward, the sexually charged pair had a smoke in the dumpster, near flammable […]

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The Patriots-Chiefs Game From Monday Night Summed Up In Two Vines

September 30, 2014

(Turn on the sound in both Vines for full effect) For more reveling in Patriots misery, follow me on Twitter @TheClemReport

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The Map Of Most Popular NFL Jerseys By State Shows That Alaska And Hawaii Don’t Follow Football

September 30, 2014

Sorry folks, but I am completely at a loss here.  I understand why the Browns are popular near Texas (Johnny Football).  I understand that the Steelers, Packers, and Raiders have a wide reach because they are/were national teams.  But the Rams being the most popular jersey in Alaska flummoxes me to no end.  I mean […]

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Jolly man visits Disneyland for 1,000 days in a row, is probably the worst person ever

September 30, 2014

ANAHEIM, Calif. (KABC) — “It’s amazing that I hit such a milestone, I had no idea when I first started that I’d ever rack up this kind of number,” said Jeff Reitz. That number: 1000. For 1,000 consecutive days Reitz has walked through the turnstile into Disneyland.  It all began on New Year’s Eve 2011. […]

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Harbaugh responds to Dilfer/Deion’s reports: “That’s a bunch of crap.”

September 30, 2014

SANTA CLARA — If there is growing discontent among the 49ers players toward Jim Harbaugh, they have yet to express it to the head coach. “Personally, I think that’s a bunch of crap,” Harbaugh said Monday after two NFL Networkreports that quoted unnamed sources that the players have grown tired of him. Harbaugh, who has an […]

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Everything Keeps Coming Up Giants As 49ers Players Reportedly Want Jim Harbaugh Out

September 29, 2014

NFL.com-  A stirring win over the Philadelphia Eagles won’t stop the long-term questions about the San Francisco 49ers’ leadership. NFL Media’s Deion Sanders said on Sunday’s NFL GameDay Highlights that there is significant strain between coach Jim Harbaugh and his players. They want him out. They’re not on the same page,” Sanders said. “I really want […]

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Pop Quiz: Is This A Picture Of The 7 Train During Rush Hour Or A Picture Of Occupy Hong Kong?

September 29, 2014

Time- Police used tear gas, batons and pepper spray against pro-democracy demonstrators in central Hong Kong on Sunday, as tens of thousands joined a civil-disobedience movement that seeks unfettered elections for the city’s top job. The demonstrations, which were originally supposed to be confined to the Central district, continued into Monday morning and spread to various […]

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Adam Schefter Reports That Ndamukong Suh Wants To Play In New York Next Year. I Report That I Just Went 6-To-Midnight After Reading That News

September 29, 2014

Pro Football Talk-  It’s a given that Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh will hit the open market in March. With a franchise tag that would exceed $26 million and the plug pulled on contract talks during the season, it makes no sense for Suh to accept an offer from the Lions after the season ends […]

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Denver Man Attempts Bank Robbery, Fails, Probably Has Gingivitis

September 29, 2014

KRON 4 – The man pictured above is being accused of robbing a bank on the 16th Street Mall and then trying to escape via light rail train, police say. After confronting the suspect on the train, police discovered he was wanted on a felony warrant. Two bank employees then identified Michael Whitington as the suspect, […]

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This week in California

September 28, 2014

Big long week out here in California, with yesterday being a huge day at Sharks’ Fan Fest, where KFC Radio was out and about in full support. We met players, the GM, stoolies, female stoolies and a lot of people who mailtime. Still getting used to be yelled at by my Twitter name or just […]

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