Well It Was A Good Run, World. Westchester, NY Doctors Monitoring Patient Showing Ebola Symptoms

October 8, 2014

Westchester News 12-  A patient at a Westchester hospital is being monitored for possible Ebola symptoms. Westchester County Executive Rob Astorino says the risk of the patient having Ebola is extremely low. “I don’t think they are even going to test for Ebola,” he said. Sources tell News 12 reporter Tara Rosenblum a patient was brought in last night […]

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The KFCRadio Starburst Fruity Slushies Review (As We Say Goodbye To An Old Friend)

October 7, 2014

Citrus Slush Rating: 7.75/10. Not 100% orange flavor, but still mostly orange.  You can live with this being the low flavor on the totem pole. Blue Raspberry Rush Rating: 5.75/10. Blue raspberry is the most overrated flavor in the history of flavors, with green apple finishing a close 2nd.  This flavor throws off the entire chemistry of the pack. […]

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Lost in the shuffle of the Oregon loss, was this guy

October 3, 2014

  Red Lightning set the tone for ball boys and that bar is only going to get higher, but seriously, relax a little bit, bruh. As if the Oregon jerseys weren’t vain enough, you don’t need to up the ante. – @SaintBrendan P.S. Remember when Roger Moore shagged MayDay? That was weird. Got the feeling […]

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The Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament Champion

October 3, 2014

Well after millions thousands hundreds of votes were cast, we have ourselves a champion in the Advertising Mascot Death Match Tournament.  Mayhem AKA the Travis Durden of Madison Avenue took home the belt pretty convincingly.  Just looking at his run, he faced legit competition every round.  Brawny Man, Mr. Clean, Joe Camel, and Burger King […]

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I think Brian Scalabrine is making a comeback

October 2, 2014

And before you tell me this is fake (it’s not, here’s his Sqor page & his Facebook page) let it be known he’s spoofed stuff before, as in this past August when he said he was coming back to Boston to be an analyst: There’s literally nothing else on my mind but a come back. Scal is […]

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Lena Dunham coming in HOT

October 2, 2014

They must not have combs or mirrors in Williamsburg or if so they’ve been socially frowned upon because I have no idea what’s going on here. Like she wanted to get a half Skrillex, half Jeff Portnoy from Tropic Thunder haircut. Plus that dress looks like a tablecloth from 1994. Either way, it’s a mess. I […]

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Drag Queens 1 – Facebook 0

October 1, 2014

NBC Bay Area – Less than two weeks after a group of Bay Area drag queens met with Facebook to express disappointment about the social networking site’s controversial “real names” policy, the social network’s Chief Product Officer Chris Cox apologized on Facebook over their ordeal, promising change. And Mark Zuckerberg “liked” it. “I want to apologize to […]

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Larry Donnell Went To Instagram And Reddit To Ask For A Nickname. I Need #BlackVoltron Nation To Sway Him To Our Side

October 1, 2014

So Larry Donnell AKA The Black Voltron shouted out this reddit thread for trying to come up with a nickname for the (soon to be) greatest tight end of all-time.  I am not here to disparage anyone, but the nickname The Don would be the most basic nickname in NFL history.  The evolutionary Black Unicorn + Megatron-esque […]

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Bartolo Colon Becomes A United States Citizen. Officially No Longer “Fat”, Just “Typical American”

October 1, 2014

ESPN- Bartolo Colon’s season ended with more than 15 wins and crossing the 200-inning threshold. The 40-year-old right-hander also became a U.S. citizen, according to Katie Tichacek, a public affairs officer at U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. The ceremony with Colon and his wife Paula took place on Saturday, the day before Colon won the season […]

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World Oldest Clown Dead at 98

October 1, 2014

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) – Floyd “Creeky” Creekmore, the world’s oldest clown at age 98, has died in his Billings, Montana, home. Son Dave Creekmore says his father died Saturday night of complications from heart disease. The former rancher performed for the Shrine Circus and at hospitals for children. He was recognized as the world’s oldest […]

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