Basically if your state is not light blue or light red, you are surrounded by ignoramuses. And yes, I understand that most people watch Game of Thrones and Fargo without pirating it. But that’s not the point here. If you are going through the effort of illegally downloading TV shows, it better be for something decent. A few other thoughts.
1. Can we annex the green states to China in exchange for a few dollars off of our crushing debt? Watching “The Big Bang Theory” is terrible enough. But spending your time and bandwidth to download that show is almost criminal (well I guess it is definitely criminal, if you think about it).
2. New York should probably be stripped of its title as the capital of media (and capital of the world if we are being honest). Torrenting Beauty and the Beast is just an abject disaster that there is no excuse for. I would rather have a Tyler Perry show be listed here instead of CW’s production of the tale as old as time.
3. I have never heard of Orphan Black, but if West Virginia is the only state that torrents that show, there is NO way I am ever going to watch it. It probably makes Deliverance look like a Disney movie.
4. I also don’t know a damn thing about Awkward or Penny Dreadful. But not having the same TV tastes as the residents of Florida, Texas, and Maine is something I am very proud of.
1. I can’t lie, I figured the Asian heavy populations of California and New York would hammer the Godzilla downloads. Then again, I imagine most Germans avoid watching Inglorious Basterds for similar reasons.
2. If Texas didn’t have Lone Survivor as their movie, this entire map would be a fraud. Same with Cuban Fury for Florida. Right in their respective wheelhouses.
3. Alaska’s movie is about a Texas Cowboy who acquires and fights against AIDS. I give up.
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